My name is Chris and...
I'm a 24 addict.
I'm not much of a TV watcher, but I started watching "24" this past season. I didn't catch all the episodes, but I definitely got hooked. I've done a few 12th-Step work outings lately together with the same fellow AA buddy, and it turns out that he's a "24" nut. He has the first few seasons on DVD, and he's lending them to me (I let him borrow my Band of Brothers in return). I'm only about halfway through Season One so far, and I'm lovin' it! And, yeah, yeah, I know - everyone keeps telling me it gets even better after Season One...
So that's my super exciting plan for tonight - cook up a tasty pasta dish, and curl up for a few discs -- errr, I mean episodes, of course! -- of "24". Heck, I went for a nice long run this afternoon, so I don't feel too guilty about being "loungey" tonight.
Wishing you all a great start to the weekend!
EDIT: And for the Chuck Norris fans, here's a new flight suit patch offering (this'll make more sense after reading the post comments)...
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Now playing: golden smog - another fine day
3 of y'all tellin' it like it is:
you are not alone my friend! I wasted an entire month of my life watching a bunch of seasons any second I wasn't busy with something else...then I wasted an entire day...close to 14 hrs watching the season that was running at the time so I could get caught up and watch it the way the rest of the world does...14 hrs of tv in one day is not something I will ever do again but it was for 24 so it was worth it :)
okay...this comment is longer than anything...but I had to share...so read and enjoy :)
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Let's get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it.
Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.
It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
Jack Bauer knows Victoria's secret
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Then you're screwed.
While all those other people have been stuck for more than 50 days, it would have taken Jack Bauer only 2 hours to find a way of the island on Lost.
Don't ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike Bar.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.... only Jack came down because Jill was a frickin' terrorist.
Jack Bauer once interrogated the internet, thus Google was born.
As a child Jack Bauer tortured a fellow Cub Scout because he suspected he was a mole from another den.
Thanks Jaime! I feel better knowing that I'm not the only closet 24 marathon watcher out there =)
And those Jack Bauer "-isms" are never not funny; I've seen many of them before, but they always make me laugh. Your list here definitely includes the better ones I've seen! I first saw these ala Chuck Norris - the "Jack or Chuck" debate has long been a source of sometimes rather heated discussions among military aviators for whatever reason. For more, check out http://chucknorrisfacts.com - it's pretty good humor!
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